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Under Seige by The Desperate

Tri-state dating service under seige, matchmaker holt has his helmet on and is in the bunker. My god rejection is everywhere around him and desperate singles are after a match as if they were dogs fighting over their last piece of meet. The voice of reason rises above the rubble of dating anxiety destruction and bellows JUST BE HAPPY! CONTROL YOURSELF, GET A GRIP. Yes get a hold of who you are. Hold your position in life in tact, stay cool. In dating you can't be desperate or desperately seeking someone as your out of control. If your lonely the cure is to open up and just be with someone but not out of desperation my fine feathered friends, no not at all, you must be cool.Collect yourself.

Seriously 30% of my members are uncontrollable and what they get is the best available in order to preserve the sanctity of customer service, so the seige marches forward and the volley is fired, in the end I hold the fort down and get you foccussed. I still cater to your needs, however I deliver you from sabotage. I get you out of frustration carrying you kicking and screaming into the den of reality known as , yes you guessed it , realistic matchmaking. Prompt service is for people with wide parameters not being sucked into brainless chasing of those that will never go out with you. I hold up the mirror to your soul and show you the way from frustration, yes me the one who made 400 matches in one week yes me the one who tells it just like it is. I am guiding you and I just can't wait for your soul to be realistic and delight in the end of frustration forever.

It is feedback of the highest order, not for the weak not for the anxious not at all, damned be the narcissist who revels in superficiality and desperate for hollywood glamour images damn them, send them to counseling to straighten it out. Your desperation gets imediate attention only to match you with best available only, not exact and in many cases not close not at all other than placation until you become desperate again and push me to the wall but you end going toe to toe with the realistic matchmaker and I will prevail.

My goal for you is to get you feeling good about who you are not desperate and half crazed. To serve you best is to instill the hard truth and eliminate your frustration not to have ambiguos matches of placation but to have matches of timeless meaning. Let me plan and manage your matches not react to desperation. Let me conduct this symphony instead of anarchy with no direction. You can turn to me with confidence, I will build you up after tearing you down from desperate anxiety. I will rise from the rubble and conquer desperation and then you will be admired by someone who really wants you for who you are.

John Holt

Matchmaker